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June 2018

Jun 25, 2018 314,361 notes
Jun 25, 2018 261 notes

clumsy-owl-4178:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

accio-shitpost:

like what was molly’s thought process when she added ‘mortal peril’ to the clock of where all the weasleys were

she knew her sons were dumb bastards

Reasonable thinking, if you ask me

Jun 25, 2018 6,603 notes

twilightjoltik-toumei:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

theflowofink:

lunchinthelibrary:

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.

@revolutionnaire-e

Jun 25, 2018 110,579 notes
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Jun 24, 2018 1,232 notes

writingllama:

“Everytime I laugh, I pray you’re watching. Hoping that you’ll fall for my smile just as hard as I fell for yours.”

— I Fell / Unrequited Love

Jun 24, 2018 4,709 notes

once-upon-a-mistress:

He said he loved his girlfriend with his tongue in my mouth and his naked body on top of me.

— I loved him but he never did // a.m.m, 6:00am

Jun 24, 2018 51 notes

toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

Jun 24, 2018 291,363 notes
Jun 24, 2018 43,313 notes

shaelit:

dancinginthesetrees:

nicollekidman:

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”


Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.

Jun 23, 2018 211,999 notes
shut up bitch. you wear a hat to bed and you carry a candle around on a little plate.
Jun 23, 2018 19,881 notes

calrissians:

depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”

Jun 23, 2018 357,148 notes
Jun 22, 2018 1,822 notes

aelinfireheart-shadowhunter:

Nah but when you start to reread one of your favourite books and their world is just so comforting and reassuring that you sort of just sigh

Jun 22, 2018 6,290 notes

youstoodmeupforayardsale:

coolhotdad:

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

this passed the bechdel test

Jun 22, 2018 245,401 notes
i feel like this is important for black travelers who are driving long distances:

myscarsaremystars:

listentothesound0103:

randomslayerphoenix:

biscuit-tornado:

sad-but-rad-universe:

muse-of-mbaku:

lowkeylioness:

joncat71:

chubbygirlindreamland:

jlbi245:

laylamajandra:

alwaysbewoke:

cajunnspicee:

whatsavagesays:

ashrae720:

marley-gang:

sneakershoptalk:

narcissismonhigh:

blackgirlshit:

furbytheminx:

furbytheminx:

ankh-niggas-anonymous:

but what are some sundown towns do y’all know of? like if someone were to do a cross-country trip, what are some towns they should absolutely not go through?

Small towns in south ga and noth fla

Ga: Jonesboro, tifton, Albany, valdosta, Macon

Fla: Gainesville, Perry, Madison, Marianna, Quincy, Jefferson county, hell I wouldn’t stop in Tallahassee either

Texas: Vidor, Orange, Deep Santa Fe

Texas: Jasper & Lumberton

I’m from Albany and recently the police beat up a young brother for no reason. They were attempting to say he had drugs but he of course had nothing.

If you go to Stone Mountain and find yourself on the trails close to night leave because they still have active Klan rallys up there

I was driving through north Florida during the day and I felt uncomfortable

The Negro Motorist Green Book was guide for black folk traveling in the 60s. It’s gives a breakdown of sundown towns. 50 years later, I’m sure it’s still relevant.

I feel like the Deep South is just a gamble.

Ohio…just in general

Central Florida, especially the little towns. If you must stop to pump gas, pay away the pump and get outta there asap

Once you get out of St. Louis county start being careful.

St. Genevieve, MO is definitely a no go for me if I’m traveling south.

If traveling in Louisiana stay away from small town with low speeding zones. If you are to go into those please drive the speed limit and don’t stop for gas. You will get a ticket for tint of your car. If your military I pay you drive the speed limit and don’t have a military tag. Get gas in the daylight.

I’m glad you’re looking out for your bros, at the same time it’s a pathetic look at the country in the 21st century.

Saving this and reblogging for myself and my tumblr fam stay safe love you guys (also check the notes for comments on more cities to avoid)

Ohio: Hartville, Sebring, Salem are all in NE Ohio. Had the worst experience of my life in Hartville.

Mississippi. Just. All of it. Especially if you’re LGBT and a POC.

Someone else has probably linked this in another reblog, but because I’m seeing it, I want to share this info – Dr. James Loewen maintains a comprehensive site specifically for the purpose of listing historical and current status of sundown towns:

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/content.php?file=sundowntowns-whitemap.html

If you’re going through NC try to go through Chapel Hill and Raleigh. I can’t speak for the rest of the state

stay away from most of AL, but ESPECIALLY Cullman. I grew up in Birmingham and that’s the only town I ever heard specifically referred to as a “sundown town”

It’s disgusting people still need this.

Jun 22, 2018 56,172 notes
Jun 21, 2018 4,957 notes

writingllama:

“I’d rather listen to your voice than my favourite song.”

— Your Voice / Unrequited Love

Jun 21, 2018 6,385 notes

writingllama:

“I just wanna make that boy the happiest he’s ever been.”

— I’m So Screwed / Unrequited Love

Jun 21, 2018 8,340 notes

unconventionalbuthappy:

“You’re still the first person I want to tell every story to.”

— if only my brain is louder than my heart (23)

Jun 21, 2018 17,656 notes
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when—will—it—end:

You have no idea of how far I’ll go to get your attention

— Even just for a short moment

Jun 21, 2018 244 notes
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studyblr:

lazy mornings, open windows, foreign languages, used books, small cafés, excited text messages, art galleries, sundresses, cobbled streets, fresh air, filled notebooks, feeling completely at ease, content smiles

Jun 21, 2018 24,694 notes
Jun 21, 2018 25,328 notes

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy who wakes up in the middle of the night, rolls over, murmurs “I love you”, then goes back to sleep.

Jun 21, 2018 2,439 notes

sonia7atm:

We already know we are being tricked but I can’t stop imagining strawberry blond babies

Jun 21, 2018 31 notes
Man that guy who painted the Mona Lisa is pretty good

captorations:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

anyone know if he does commissions?

Bad news guys…

lemme guess. that was his only normal piece and the rest is sherlock inflation art

Jun 20, 2018 106,519 notes

staff:

People of Tumblr, we’re throwing up the Bat Signal.

Though this Administration has vowed today to sign an executive order that would end the separation of families at the border stemming from its “zero tolerance” policy, we must continue to apply pressure and do our part. Families should have never been separated in the first place.

Here are five ways that you can help:

1. Call your Senator and let them know that immigration reform is still needed. Call the Senate switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask for your Senator’s office.

2. Donate to organizations that are providing support to immigrant families being held in detention centers all over the country:

  • The Florence Immigration Project - The Florence Project is providing free legal and social services to migrants being detained in Arizona.
  • The Texas Civil Rights Project - Lawyers in Texas have banned together to fight for “equality and justice in and out of the courts.”
  • ACLU of Texas Border Rights Center
  • RAICES Bond Fund - This fund provides money to release parents from detention centers so they can look for their kids.
  • CARA Family Detention Pro Bono Project - CARA provides legal representation for families in detention centers.
  • KIND - Kids In Need of Defense (KIND) provides legal representation for unaccompanied minors in detention centers. They’ve also provided other ways for you to help oppose family separation here.
  • CARA Pro Bono Project - Help alleviate the cost of housing for volunteer lawyers, as well as sending coloring books to those children in detention centers.
  • Refugee Caravan - Donate what you can to help detained immigrants make phone calls to their families and lawyers.

3. Contact the Immigration Justice Campaign if you, or someone you know, are fluent in Spanish and can assists lawyers at the border over the phone as an interpreter.

4. Contact Northwest Immigrant Rights Project and volunteer your services as a Spanish-speaking interpreter or as a lawyer for those parents who have been sent to the state of Washington without their children.

5. If you’re a lawyer, law student, paralegal or Spanish-speaking interpreter, contact the Dilley Pro Bono Project for a week-long shift as a volunteer in Texas.

Let’s do what we can to right this wrong because children and families should never have to suffer these kinds of irreparable trauma.

Jun 20, 2018 27,483 notes

femminiello:

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse*
barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted
me, hoarsely: this is flour

Jun 20, 2018 113,816 notes
John Mulaney’s Dad’s Best Quotes:

a113cowgirl:

  • “God can’t hear you.”
  • “Let’s change the subject!”
  • “How are you better than a nazi?”
  • “How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan?”
  • “One black coffee.”
  • “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
Jun 20, 2018 18,752 notes

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

i feel kinda fucked up that im living in a country with a nazi regime and not being able to do anything about it and nothing is working. we need to take to the streets in droves and riot. gather thousands of people. throw rocks at the white house. sprinkle sugar on the campgrounds where the tents are gonna be built (2 lbs of sugar can ruin up to one ton of unset concrete). or throw hydrogen peroxide filled water balloons at the exposed steel to corrode it faster because theyre literally building concentration camps in 106°F texas heat for children who cannot regulate their body temperature like adults

nobody in power is listening so we have to do it ourselves

more info on the location and science on how to destroy the building site

children count and weather source

and remember

just. fight back. please…dont just stand by. do whatever you can, spreading info is something everyone can do

Jun 20, 2018 43,705 notes
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Jun 18, 2018 480,504 notes

pregnantseinfeld:

a message to young people;

when you start understanding how unfair the world is, and adults around you shrug it all off and tell you ‘thats the way it is’ ‘thats how its gotta be’ and you get very very mad and just wish everything was on fire?

thats valid

Jun 18, 2018 65,027 notes

riverselkie:

anyway so i feel like the western obsession with romantic love is symptomatic of the absence of community we experience in our socially isolating society,

Jun 17, 2018 73,918 notes

hotcoldgold:

i’m convinced that i’ll always either be too much or not enough. too much to handle, but never enough to satisfy.

Jun 17, 2018 234 notes
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expelumos:

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

Jun 16, 2018 116,930 notes

whjat:

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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marisaauntmay:

beyoncay:

beyoncay:

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

Some of y'all need to learn how to take a joke damn

Who’s joking this is a stone cold statement of truth

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