Bite me.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:45:22 -0500

livelovecaliforniadreams:Jim + Pam + Proud Of Each Other

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:40:44 -0500

livelovecaliforniadreams:

Jim + Pam + Proud Of Each Other

clumsy-owl-4178: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: accio-shitpost: like what was molly’s thought...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:28:50 -0500

clumsy-owl-4178:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

accio-shitpost:

like what was molly’s thought process when she added ‘mortal peril’ to the clock of where all the weasleys were

she knew her sons were dumb bastards

Reasonable thinking, if you ask me

twilightjoltik-toumei: out-there-on-the-maroon: theflowofink: lunchinthelibrary: Fun Fact:...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:27:53 -0500

twilightjoltik-toumei:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

theflowofink:

lunchinthelibrary:

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.”

The more I find out about Oscar Wilde the more delighted I am.

@revolutionnaire-e

millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:39:26 -0500

millie-tant:

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

melindacarolinee: milk and honey - rupi kaur

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:18:56 -0500

melindacarolinee:

milk and honey - rupi kaur

writingllama: “Everytime I laugh, I pray you’re watching. Hoping that you’ll fall for my smile just...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:18:40 -0500

writingllama:

“Everytime I laugh, I pray you’re watching. Hoping that you’ll fall for my smile just as hard as I fell for yours.”

— I Fell / Unrequited Love

once-upon-a-mistress: He said he loved his girlfriend with his tongue in my mouth and his naked...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:11:54 -0500

once-upon-a-mistress:

He said he loved his girlfriend with his tongue in my mouth and his naked body on top of me.
— I loved him but he never did // a.m.m, 6:00am

toxicglooo: sevensuptic: sevensuptic: sevensuptic: nature documentary but the narration is just...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:39:41 -0500

toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:47:12 -0500

shaelit: dancinginthesetrees: nicollekidman: natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:33:37 -0500

shaelit:

dancinginthesetrees:

nicollekidman:

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.

shut up bitch. you wear a hat to bed and you carry a candle around on a little plate.

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:30:29 -0500

calrissians:depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:07:39 -0500

calrissians:

depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”

thecrankyprofessor:S Andrea al Quirinale - the cupola that...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:35:08 -0500

thecrankyprofessor:

S Andrea al Quirinale - the cupola that lights the altar

aelinfireheart-shadowhunter:Nah but when you start to reread one of your favourite books and their...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:23:13 -0500

aelinfireheart-shadowhunter:

Nah but when you start to reread one of your favourite books and their world is just so comforting and reassuring that you sort of just sigh

youstoodmeupforayardsale: coolhotdad: my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:23:05 -0500

youstoodmeupforayardsale:

coolhotdad:

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

this passed the bechdel test

i feel like this is important for black travelers who are driving long distances:

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:33:54 -0500

myscarsaremystars:

listentothesound0103:

randomslayerphoenix:

biscuit-tornado:

sad-but-rad-universe:

muse-of-mbaku:

lowkeylioness:

joncat71:

chubbygirlindreamland:

jlbi245:

laylamajandra:

alwaysbewoke:

cajunnspicee:

whatsavagesays:

ashrae720:

marley-gang:

sneakershoptalk:

narcissismonhigh:

blackgirlshit:

furbytheminx:

furbytheminx:

ankh-niggas-anonymous:

but what are some sundown towns do y’all know of? like if someone were to do a cross-country trip, what are some towns they should absolutely not go through?

Small towns in south ga and noth fla

Ga: Jonesboro, tifton, Albany, valdosta, Macon

Fla: Gainesville, Perry, Madison, Marianna, Quincy, Jefferson county, hell I wouldn’t stop in Tallahassee either

Texas: Vidor, Orange, Deep Santa Fe

Texas: Jasper & Lumberton

I’m from Albany and recently the police beat up a young brother for no reason. They were attempting to say he had drugs but he of course had nothing.

If you go to Stone Mountain and find yourself on the trails close to night leave because they still have active Klan rallys up there

I was driving through north Florida during the day and I felt uncomfortable

The Negro Motorist Green Book was guide for black folk traveling in the 60s. It’s gives a breakdown of sundown towns. 50 years later, I’m sure it’s still relevant.

I feel like the Deep South is just a gamble.

Ohio…just in general

Central Florida, especially the little towns. If you must stop to pump gas, pay away the pump and get outta there asap

Once you get out of St. Louis county start being careful.

St. Genevieve, MO is definitely a no go for me if I’m traveling south.

If traveling in Louisiana stay away from small town with low speeding zones. If you are to go into those please drive the speed limit and don’t stop for gas. You will get a ticket for tint of your car. If your military I pay you drive the speed limit and don’t have a military tag. Get gas in the daylight.

I’m glad you’re looking out for your bros, at the same time it’s a pathetic look at the country in the 21st century.

Saving this and reblogging for myself and my tumblr fam stay safe love you guys (also check the notes for comments on more cities to avoid)

Ohio: Hartville, Sebring, Salem are all in NE Ohio. Had the worst experience of my life in Hartville.

Mississippi. Just. All of it. Especially if you’re LGBT and a POC.

Someone else has probably linked this in another reblog, but because I’m seeing it, I want to share this info – Dr. James Loewen maintains a comprehensive site specifically for the purpose of listing historical and current status of sundown towns:

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/content.php?file=sundowntowns-whitemap.html

If you’re going through NC try to go through Chapel Hill and Raleigh. I can’t speak for the rest of the state

stay away from most of AL, but ESPECIALLY Cullman. I grew up in Birmingham and that’s the only town I ever heard specifically referred to as a “sundown town”

It’s disgusting people still need this.

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Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:59:35 -0500

writingllama: “I’d rather listen to your voice than my favourite song.” — Your Voice / Unrequited...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:47:05 -0500

writingllama:

“I’d rather listen to your voice than my favourite song.”

— Your Voice / Unrequited Love

writingllama: “I just wanna make that boy the happiest he’s ever been.” — I’m So Screwed /...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:46:03 -0500

writingllama:

“I just wanna make that boy the happiest he’s ever been.”

— I’m So Screwed / Unrequited Love